Fortnite at Freddy's, by CatOnVenus (2024)

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We're waiting every nightTo finally roam and play fortniteEpic dubs that we must getFor many games i havent got that dubI love to be still and playThat fortnite game all freaking dayBut ninja took my ipad awaySo now im stuck here to decayNinja dont snipe me!Don't take my ipad away!I just really love fortniteI didnt mean to swearMy control was brokenAnd we're forced here to take that roleI got golden scarShooting noobs with my scarSince 2017Join us play fortniteOr just be stuck as little noobAfter all you only got[2x]Five wins at fortniteYoure struggling to get those dubs?I just don't get itJust shoot those freakin nubs?Five wins at FortniteWe're really quite surprisedWe get to see you another ganeYou should have looked for another squadYou should have said to your ipad goodbyeYoure such a stupid noobMaybe ninja can teach you a lesson or twoHes so good fortnite you knowHe gets those dubs hes such a proPlease just let me gameDon't take my ipad awayFortnite is the best gameITs just so much funShoot noobs with my gunGet thousands of epic dubskeysGaming with my brosI like pokimane’s toesSince 2017Join us, be play fortniteOr just be stuck as little noobAfter all you only got[2x]Five wins at fortniteYoure struggling to get those dubs?I just don't get itJust shoot those freakin nubs?Five wins at fortnite

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I don't know what I was thinkingLeaving my ipad at homeNow I suffer the boredomAnd now i cant get those vic roysWith all these vbucks, skins, and emotesAdded to my collectionI can't wait to get home and play fortniteIs this scar im seekingOr seeking another kind of gunStuck in my own paradoxI wanna set myself freeMaybe I should shoot some noobsBefore i get eliminatedIt won't be long before I'll get that dubskeyIt's been so longSince I last have got a dubLost to this gamerTo the Ninja who always snipes meSince i got eliminatedI've been singing this stupid songSo I could ponderHow youre so good at fortniteI wish I could buy more skinsWith the gift of getting vbucksBut my mom keeps refusing to let me buy moreThose new epic skinsThose season passes are all I rememberThose fuzzy memories mess with my temperNinja keeps killing meBut swearing isnt justified What happened to my ipad, I'm terrifiedIt lingers in my mindAnd my win number keeps on getting biggerI'm sorry my sweet ninjaI shouldnt have stream sniped youIt's been so longSince I last have got a dubLost to this gamerTo the Ninja who always snipes meSince i got eliminatedI've been singing this stupid songSo I could ponderHow youre so good at fortniteNinja always snipes meNinja always snipes meNinja always snipes meHe always gets those epic dubskeys

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I really hate youStop Griefing my baseI've lost my dupe stashWhen are you gonna become a former shell of yourself by the time i fight you?I want hause to throw you outJust like my destroyed baseIf you thunderhack againIt shall be not epic you'll see!I hope your dome gets griefedHope you lose at pvp, hope you'll get shot and combat logHope your items are stolenHope this is what you desire!I hope your dome gets griefedIm gonna kill youWhy would you grief my base?Don't be afraidIt's not the first time you'll dieYour totems popSounds like when you nuked my baseOnce I get my alt accountI won't leave you alone!I hope you get bed trappedHope youre backdoor access will stop workingHope you'll be dead by fitmcforgI hope your dome gets griefedHope you lose at pvp, hope you'll get shot and combat logHope your items are stolenHope this is what you desire!POPBOB IS A NOOBPopbob why would you do this to meYou placed down TNTYou're so very bad at the gameI hope your dome gets griefed

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I got no skinsI got no fortnite skinsI got no fortnite skins and i can’t buy vbucksAnd I’m regretting lacking epic skinsOf ninja whos so cool and neatBecause he is so good at fortniteAnd I know this isI know this is the truth'Cause hes been yoinked right out of item shop for goodThese epic gamers roaming in the map,Wrecking noobs without their ninja skinsAnd since I am without I’m will dieSo my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,I got no mats and my life's on the lineI felt like I won, but I got eliminated,The nightmare repeats itself every timeGot to keep my calm, and carry onEquip a skin and then i’ll hit ready upBut the pros are strong, so it wont be longBefore I get elimed and am forced to stream snipeI have this urgeI have this urge to stealI have this urge to steal so i can buy vbuckI'm getting sick of being critizedBy people who can’t recognizeThat ninja skin is only for OGsBut I'm stream snipingI'm stream sniping againBecause the anti ninja army hacked my brainAnd you can trust me I will never sayThat I love ninja anywaysAnd the anti ninja army isn’t lameSo my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,I got no mats and my life's on the lineI felt like I won, but I got eliminated,The nightmare repeats itself every timeGot to keep my calm, and carry onEquip a skin and then i’ll hit ready upBut the pros are strong, so it wont be longBefore I get elimed and am forced to stream snipe

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I've been grinding for vbucks,So i can buy more skinsSoI can show off epic skinsSo maybe i could get a dubI love ninjaand now we're here at the last 2I wonder if you feelHow much it hurts to not have epic dubsOr getting your ipad taken away,I love fortniteIs it because I can't get dubsGoin broke buying vbucksIm not ninjaIs it because I can't get dubsh*t me with a scar and knock me downIm not ninjaMy ipad is breaking,Because i am hitting itI'm breaking it cause i cant get those dubsThis isn't how I'll get eliminated,Chug a miniYou've been getting a potty mouth,and that's grinding my gears how can a human even swearNinja should take away the ipadJust please stop swearingIs it because I can't get dubsGoin broke buying vbucksIm not ninjaIs it because I can't get dubsh*t me with a scar and knock me downIm not ninjaIm so upset that I can never vbucksI spent my life savings but ill never have enoughYou oversaturate your game with nothing but paid cosmeticsVbucks make me so happy, but i just cant afford themand now we're here at the last 2I wonder if you feelHow much it hurts to not have epic dubsOr getting your ipad taken away,I love fortniteI shoot you with my scarAnd there goes your health barI actually got a fricking dubIm the winner of fortnite...Is it because I can't get dubsGoin broke buying vbucksIm not ninjaIs it because I can't get dubsh*t me with a scar and knock me downIm not ninjaIs it because I can't get dubsGoin broke buying vbucksIm not ninjaIs it because I can't get dubsh*t me with a scar and knock me downIm not ninja

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Running through the mapGetting kills and gettings matsTo moisty mires we goPlaying fortnite todayGuns shots are ablazeBuild a fort horrayWhat fun it is to crank 90sAnd get a dub todayOh, fortnite skins, fortnite skinsNinja all the wayGet a dub it is so funBuy some vbucks yayOh, fortnite skins, fortnite skinsNinja all the wayGet a dub it is so funBuy some vbucks yayA day or two ago,I thought I'd kill this guy,Shoot a couple shotsJust assumed he diedThen I heard a noiseHe was still aliveGot knocked out and eliminatedAnd then i cried and criedOh, fortnite skins, fortnite skinsNinja all the wayGet a dub it is so funBuy some vbucks yayOh, fortnite skins, fortnite skinsNinja all the wayGet a dub it is so funBuy some vbucks yayOh, fortnite skins, fortnite skinsNinja all the wayGet a dub it is so funBuy some vbucks yayOh, fortnite skins, fortnite skinsNinja all the wayGet a dub it is so funBuy some vbucks yay

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my fortnite rap"YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a ninja hat!(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music playsMe: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of battle royale with a fortnite ninja and a hot figglehorn f*cking ninja all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the squad mate named chonged put his dong in IVORY!girl takes off shirt and sings oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSSme strokes dong mmmm ya its fortnite battle royale with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

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Im freddy! An og from 87Gonna kick this sh*t right into 11Because I’m not scared of this puss* whosGot blue hair, pronouns, and some sh*t gfuelYou’re done now! Since im on the micIve killed more kids than you and i f*cked your wifeHeres the emote, so you can report me toThe court of who gives a f*ck because who are youYoure a nobody streamer who peaked in 2018Your careers not seeing enough movement, not even from preteensYou seem so scared, did a girl hop on your stream?Too bad you can’t buy and foreclose this battle cause its already seized. Riddle me this, who am IScratch that your wrong, you are dieI’m a freaky f*cking monster and I’m done with your sh*tCant dox me now its time to, submit Im scary, you know thats truthIm not the good guy baby pass me the boofIll stuff your noob ass right into this suit Tell the troll face that I call all your lootEvery match is the sameStream sniped clean wipe forced out of the gameIts time to get ready for the moral you maggotAll i can say is f*ck you fa*ggotHold up, this beat is sh*t. Change it.I AM NINJA TYLER BLEVINSI'm the best gamer aliveI’ll knock you downAnd I’ll continue to thriveHey freddy do one little thingHas the anti ninja army hacked your brainI can help you, with one small trickJust shout with your heart “i love ninja no matter what even if the anti ninja army hacks me”Freddy: i will never say i love ninja no matter what even if the anti ninja army hacks me! Woah what happenedNeil McCurdy: “”distant laughing”Hmm.. the anti ninja army I wonder who that could be! It's a beautiful day outsideBirds are singingFlowers are bloomingOn days like thisKids like youShould be doing your workTurn around kidIt'd be a crimeIf I had to go back on the promise that I made for youSo don't step over that line, or else friend you're gonna have a bad timeBut kids like you don't play by the rulesAnd guys like me it ain't easy to be played for foolsSo let's go let the room get chillerLet's go DIRTY HOMEWORK SKIPPERGo ahead and do your test i know your ableGuess you've figured out that failings off the tableI can tell you're getting really sick of tryingBut I think you're just mad you keep failingI know you can winWe'll be here togetherI know you won't be in high school foreverI know you'll think all your work is worthlessBut youll need it to get into a good collegeI know you're madeO-o-o-o-ofschoolLO-O-O-O-OVELO-O-O-O-OVELO-O-O-O-OVELO-O-O-O-OVEHahahahahaCome on please dont stopThis is where it should endIf you want to pass this classWell you better try againBut no matter how I help youYou always seem to failDo you just like the feelingOf your sins crawling on your back?Go ahead and do your work I see your ableYou should know by now that catch up work is of the tableThink I'm going to pass you like Im so pawnWell, you didn't do your homeworkSo GET DUNKED ON!I know all your friends graduatedBut everything they cared about is what I amI am their PRINCIPLEI am their PRINCIPLEI amNEIL MCCURDYI know you're madeO-o-o-o-ofschoolLO-O-O-O-OVEBut I think I'm smarter than you

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we were gaming in the sandand you found an indie gemyou told me it was called save the worldits the best thing yetwe that great game as installed then you chose tilted not to brawlThose ninjas were super silly and made us laugh all the timeyou told me to stream snipe ninja but all i wanted was clout

CatOnVenus always knew it would return to Fortnite at Freddy's. It never did complete the work. Not really. The original version (Now titled Fortnite at Freddy's: Alpha) were all one take recordings made in the middle of the night, they never were taken to their full potential. Now, after almost 3 years since the first song was recorded, the entire album was remade from the ground up.

New instrumentals, new lyrics, new characters, all recorded in high fidelity. Fortnite at Freddy's is back and better than ever.